March 2012
119 posts
adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
adults:
me: but I like cato
adults:
me: what kind of name is glimmer
adults:
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
adults:
me:
adults:
me:
adults:
me: oh you mean a job
Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?
wtfsofunny:
“What we have is a world shocked more by curse words than by starving people.”
– Hank Green (via maurabreaksthecycle)
them: OMFG HUNGER GAMES TEAM PEETA FOREVER LOL
me: you are a disgrace to the fandom
them: but team peet-
me: get out
FREE BOOKS ON GOOGLE--GO FORTH MY CHILDREN →
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Katniss: ...
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM, MISSY.
me: MANNERS.
mom: Don't talk to me like-
me: MANNERS.
mom: ~sets glass of water on table~ Watch your-
me: THAT
mom: what
me: IS
mom: are you
me: MAHOGANY
